The No Nonsense Show – A Funny Experiment In Black Experience

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What do you get when you cross a self proclaimed philosopher, an ADD sufferer, and a guy that likes to keep everything on the surface?

Chaos!!!

They argue, fight, and then figure out a way to agree in the end. No matter what, they give you the sometimes moronic, mostly ironic perspectives of todays topics.

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Jaye Smooth Teaching Strippers Honesty & Frugality #TNNS195

Jaye Smooth Teaching Strippers Honesty & Frugality #TNNS195

Jamie Mack wants to know if it is possible to transition from a hustler life to one of squaredom. Everyone knows you can’t turn a whore into a housewife. Mack feels like it would be too hard to convert from making seemingly easy money to having to work for Massa' to get a few pieces of change. I don’t believe that being a stripper or drug dealer is an easy job. In fact, it may be harder and the lifespan is much shorter that working for a corporation. Jaye Smooth proves how desperate he is. He will save a stripper out of the life she chose by choosing her and teaching her about frugality.

Next Jaye Smooth wants the opportunity to talk about how smart his daughter is once again. Actually he wants to talk about whether or not it is still a good idea to push kids towards college. A decline in job opportunities has college graduates working in fields very far from their major. How can we keep herding young people towards this place. All of the documentaries showing how colleges run themselves like businesses instead of schools. The bottom line effects the curriculum.

Lastly Jaye Smooth wants to talk about losing your sex drive. He is a Drive Shamer. He feels it necessary to maintain his male bravado even for us and the listeners. It is okay to have a weakness, Jaye Smooth. You are pushing 40. Those parts don’t work forever. You don’t necessarily need Viagra to be effective through your older years. Maybe just a new trick or some cat naps.

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Jun-24-2016
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Guess Where She Lost Her Tampon #TNNS194

We break a piece off in Jamie Mack's ass about Lebron beating his team in the finals. Besides that, he stood us up for the Game 7 Get Together and he wants to explain why. Something about bubble guts and tequila...blah blah blah. Oh and he fished a tampon out of his toilet. Whatever, dude. You can't calling sick to a party. Especially when you were the one that asked for it to happen. 

Jamie Mack relates to insane people. He wants to see if he can manage to get Jaye Smooth to rationalize. He would much rather discuss how bad Jamie's topic is. With all of the crazy things people are doing these days, Jamie wants to know if we can see any of it from the crazy perspective. If so, is it really that crazy?

We play and read listener feedback.

Next we get into our listener participation segment. This week we discuss our worst sexual experiences. We even rate them on a scale of awfulness. It goes from blood to loose to smelly. This would include someone that forgot where they put their tampon...for days.

Finally, if you have listened to our show for a while, you know that Jaye Smooth hates women. He wants to discuss is discomfort with the idea that a woman will soon be president. He is afraid that women everywhere will now get the itch to be in charge of everything. This is probably just another last minute topic from Smooth. 

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Jun-21-2016
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Plastic Surgery, The Official Uniform For…#TNNS193

Plastic Surgery, The Official Uniform For…#TNNS193

 

Jaye Smooth gets confused at the beginning of the show. He can’t remember his topic so me and Mack waste a little time talking about what NBA actually stands for (Negroes Be Actin).

Finally Jaye Smooth collects himself and presents the scenario of someone being slipped a pill. Imagine that you are out on a date and see another couple sitting a table or two away. When the woman gets up to go to the restroom, the man drops a pill in her drink. Jaye wants to know what we would do in this situation.

Jamie Mack is willing to get plastic surgery if there were a guarantee that he could be famous afterwards. Most people today would get surgery to just fit in. But how can you justify this when the surgery gets old or the implant has to be removed? It was all for nothing. On the other hand, if you did a good enough job, you could be a Kardashian. 

Garbage men have a uniform, Firemen have a uniform, even McDonald’s has a uniform. So why do you expect a THOT not to have one? Of course they do. It is plastic surgery.

Jamie Mack reveals that he has lots of Ecoli on his phone. He never takes a sit down without gaming. He wants to know how we pass the time. I recount my episode with a suppository. Be prepared for lots of dookie talk.

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Jun-17-2016
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All My Boys Have Seen Your Sext Messages #TNNS192

All My Boys Have Seen Your Sext Messages #TNNS192

Jaye Smooth comes to the show fake flirting. Jamie Mack dons a boxing glove to prevent hurting Jaye’s face when he punches him. Just your average day at the No Nonsense Show. We give a blip of silence for the victims in Orlando (Jaye Smooth couldn’t last for a moment). The show certainly doesn’t last a moment before trailing off. ADHD takes us through many topics including, but not limited to: White people hating OJ Simpson, Jaye looking for support on anonymous.com, and gay ghosts.

Next we open up the floor for our listeners to submit their pet peeves. With so many annoying things in the world, we knew that complaining would be easy. 

Jaye Smooth thinks that there are women out here that still have standards…but not many. He admits to purposely getting women to send him nudes to test their standards. Many fail, some in the first few conversations. Regardless you must know that if Jaye gets ahold of your nude picture, he will show all of his friends. 

After this we find it fitting to figure out who is the most eligible candidate to be with Jaye Smooth, HIs biological clock has begun ticking and the battery is low.

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Jun-15-2016
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Natural Women And The Smell Of Onions #TNNS191

Natural Women And The Smell Of Onions #TNNS191

So the choice is between Trump and Hillary, the confederate flag still flies on some government buildings, and police still brutalize black people. Even still, Jamie Mack wants to know if we would rather be black or Middle Eastern? I think this is a no brainer. Jaye Smooth has an issue with not wearing deodorant. So you know which one he picks.

Jaye smooth wants to figure out if prostate milking will help him be faithful and settle down. According to an article he read (or ghost wrote), there are some men who need to have this done in order to truly love their woman. 

As usual, he didn't prepare anything for this topic so we are forced to improvise. We move to discussing whether or not there is ever an excuse to slap a bitch. Sure, with the current laws as they are, it is heavily frowned upon for a man to ever do anything physical to a woman. But there have to be exceptions, right? We channel the “rule of thumb”.

Lastly, Jaye Smooth proves how bad of a friend he is. He received a call from someone in tears about her ex boyfriend quickly getting over her. She is sitting in her ex boyfriend’s driveway pouring out her feelings after seeing him with his new woman. Jaye Smooth proceeds to not only diss her…He also tells the story on the podcast. Eventually he asks us how we would react if we saw our ex out with her new man. In my mind, no relationship is over until I’m done.

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Jun-10-2016
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The Kitchen Table Is For Sex And Dinner #TNNS190

The Kitchen Table Is For Sex And Dinner #TNNS190

Do you want your kids to be better than you? Wouldn’t that show you up? To be honest do your kids even have a chance to be better. It seems like we have ruined this world. And we have taken our kid’s future and thrown it away too. Most people tell their kids that they can be anything when in actuality they probably won’t be much better than their parents are. Why don’t we work on generational wealth? Sure you may only reach so far...But why not allow yourself to be a stepping stool for your kids?

Should a man cosign on an apartment for his kid’s mother? I don’t think my woman would go for this. Jaye Smooth thinks it is a good idea. Otherwise, how could he guarantee that his kid is safe and sound in a home. I feel like cosigning for anything…for anyone is a really bad idea. If you did happen to cosign, what else do you get? There has to be some collateral head or doggystyle action happening. My name is at risk. What do I get?

Is there any room in your house that you would not have sex? I personally can’t use my kid’s room for sex. My co-hosts have no issue with this. Honestly, though, a place where everyone has sex but no one wants to consider is the kitchen. Oddly enough, before the show today, Jamie Mack ate at my dinner table. Not only that, he ate in the location that we used the last time we had sex in the kitchen. Now how do you feel about eating at other people’s house?

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Jun-07-2016
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Child Support And Parenting End When You Turn 18 #TNNS189

Child Support And Parenting End When You Turn 18 #TNNS189

Once your kid graduates, what are your responsibilities moving forward? Jaye Smooth feels like this is the end of his time as a dad. Me and Mack both feel like this process never ends. In fact we both still get advice from our parents. Plus I still mentor Jaye Smooth on a daily basis. When it comes down to it, it seems like Jaye Smooth was just looking for us to condone him having a internal party now that his child support is finished. He plans on not parenting at all now that his oldest kid has turned 18 and graduated.

Next we talk about what rules change if our kid stays in the house after graduation. Jaye Smooth feels like his son can bring women by. His daughter has to wait until she is 50 before she can have company. This includes if she moves out and comes back for an overnight visit from her and her husband.

Next we talk about not following through on punishments. Little do our children know that having to inflict and enforce punishment is stressful for the torturer also. It is hard work beating a kid’s hind-parts. I would much rather just forget about it and take a nap. Jaye Smooth claims to be all for beatings. He has recently threatened his daughter that if she doesn't start remembering the things he is telling her, she will start getting spankings. 

I think that we were disenfranchised as young people and now we have trained our kids without knowing it, to be revolutionaries. All kids these days have no faith in the system and we have become the system. So they have stopped listening to us as well. Spankings, punishments, etc will no longer work.

Last we talk about whether or not a woman should go to jail for falsely accusing a man of rape. Do we even need to go into detail about this one? I don’t know many men that would side with the woman. We may not want her to go to jail but we do come up with alternate ideas for what punishment the woman should get.

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Jun-03-2016
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I’m Monogamous With All My Girlfriends #TNNS188

I’m Monogamous With All My Girlfriends #TNNS188

How do you divorce a woman and still owe her $109,000 dollars a month? No matter how much a man makes, how is this figure necessary for a woman to exist after our divorce? If I get fired for doing a job poorly, I don’t get anything. But you can be a bad wife and still get $109,000 a month? Derrick Fisher is in the news recently for divorcing his wife and still having to pay alimony for this amount. Added to that, he has to pay $15,000 a month in child support. So the kids get less than the bad wife?

What are the rules for monogamy before you get married? Even if you are in a committed relationship, do you really have to be faithful? Are there more than two options (married or single)? Should we add in single but in a committed relationship? Sure, every now and then a special one comes along and makes you want to be faithful. But what are you truly supposed to do until that woman comes along? Lie is what I say to do.

Speaking of lying, what do you do when you think someone is lying but you just can’t prove it? Better yet what do you do when you can prove it but they don’t seem to know that they are lying? Does that make you part of the problem if you don’t confront them about their lie? 

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Jun-01-2016

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